1. Girls who take profile pictures with their lips poked out (the new hoodrat look aka the blowfish face)…you look like Jamie Fox when he dressed as Wonda on In Livin Color.
2. Girls that hold their stomach when posing…you look constipated!
3. Girls (or guys) who talk about all the balling they do in their status but have a damn 9 to 5!
4. Girls who flip flop their status from being in love one minute to hating the dude the next minute...keep it to yourself or get some pills for bipolar disorder!
5. Girls who take pictures in the mirror & you can see the flash…or even worse, when you can see how dirty the mirror is!
6. People who have to ASK you to “like” or “comment” on their status…stop begging for attention!
7. Girls who put in their status, “I’m going to the movies with___” or whatever with “blank”…Is “blank” even read?! Does “blank” know that he is “blank”…what you’re telling facebook is that you’re the side chick & “blank” doesn’t want people to know about…FAIL.
8. Girls who talk about what they smoking, drinking, sipping, etc. in their status…so unladylike! Does that ever really attract any respectable attention? No, really?!
9. People who post a status that they don’t want any comments on…wtf…keep it to ya damn self then or if it’s meant for someone in general…it’s called a private message, all facebook profiles have access to them!!!
10. Girls who put in their status how they love “gangstas” or “drug dealers”…you are aware that real “gangstas/drug dealers” are doing or about to do 5+ years in jail where you’ll likely be replaced by a guy named Bubba?! Read Freakonomics & learn a drug dealer’s place in an economy ran by Corporations…An intelligent woman would have in their status, “I love Business Owners”! Right?!
11. People who put profile pictures up who are of celebrities or anyone who isn’t them! Unless it is a promotion for your business, you are deceiving & no one should ever trust your page again! J
12. People who tag you in a photo that has nothing to do with you just so you can “like” or “comment” on it…refer to 6.
13. People who respond to Group or Event messages with, “why are you sending this?” Duh…if you are receiving group messages & don’t want them…REMOVE yourself…easy as pie!
14. Girls that take half naked pics with a toddler in the background…Bad mommy!
15. People who have a private, back & forth conversation on a picture or status that I’ve “liked”…jerks, INBOX!
That is All…
